Here's my latest blog for Our Kids Magazine..
On this long weekend, I thought I would set aside some time to have some fun and a quick laugh. Found this list You Know Your a Waldorf Kid When.. on a Waldorf Facebook group page.
You know your a Waldorf kid when…
1. you know pencil shavings make everything prettier
2. you rip your pants and instead of throwing them away, you whip out thread and a needle and fix them
3. fairies and gnomes were your childhood friends
4. there’s no need to research the dating history of your boyfriend/ girlfriend, you know everyone they’ve dated
5. knitting is not just a new trend- you’ve done it since first grade
6. you’ve made socks, hats, potholders, flute cases, stuffed animals, and sewn your own clothes
7. as you kiss your boyfriend/ girlfriend, you realize it is like kissing a sibling… you break up
8. it doesn’t seem weird to have the same teacher for eight years
9. you can never escape your ex… they’ll probably date your best friend
10. tie dye was part of your dress code as a child
11. at least one of your woman teachers doesn’t shave
12. you’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color at least once… or wondered what you would look like with purple hair
13. you’ve held hands and skipped around a pole, and no one thought it was weird
14. you’ve lived in a house without TV at some point
15. you can spell out words with your arms… no need for the finger
16. you have eurythmy shoes laying around your house
17. you’ve worn a eurythmy gown
18. you know what eurythmy is
19. you’ve had a crush on all the guys/ girls in your class
20. everybody in the school knows if you ditch class, or break a rule or hook up with somebody
21. you know not to breathe near the blue paint
22. you can play a wooden recorder
23. you can never forget your embarrassing childhood- they chose a picture of you to go on the school brochure
24. you didn’t have barbies or GI Joe, you had silks and wooden trucks
25. you know all the bible stories even though you’ve never set foot inside a church
26. you wonder if Waldorf has an agreement with Volvo to only drive their cars
27. cheerleaders, football players, and all things “public school” are not only scorned, but feared
28. you’ve been asked “isn’t that a cult” when you say you go to Waldorf
29. the thought of main lesson book nights haunt you years after you graduate
30. you’ve been in at least one Shakespeare play
31. you’ve used the words “Waldork” and “Waldorfian”
32. you couldn’t wait to get out of there, but once you did you wanted to be back
33. you don’t know the pledge of allegiance, but “I do behold the world” and the Bell Ringing verse are permanently imprinted in your brain
34. you know in your heart that no matter how hard you try to escape, you will always be a child of Waldorf
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