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Monday, April 20, 2009

couple charged for being too loud in bed


From The Daily Star

A RANDY woman has been slapped with an ASBO after a court ruled her marathon sex sessions were too noisy for neighbours.

And magistrates had to listen to tapes of her loud love-making to be sure.

Caroline Cartwright, 47, was fined £515 after being found guilty of breaching acceptable noise levels during three-hour romps with hubby Steve. He escaped prosecution.

The court heard their sessions were so loud that one partially-deaf neighbour told the court she had not had a decent night’s sleep in two years.

But shameless Cartwright told the court: “I can’t understand why people ask me to be quiet. It’s normal to me. Sexual relations are important to me and my husband.”

She originally denied all five charges of excessive noise but was convicted after magistrates were played audio tapes of the couple’s noisy sex made by a neighbour.

Environmental health workers set up recording equipment in Rachel O’Connor’s flat next door to the couple’s house in Washington, Tyne and Wear.

Rachel pressed the record button each time she was disturbed by noise from the Cartwrights’ house.

She told Sunderland Magistrates’ Court: “There was a lot of moaning and screaming. It wasn’t just the woman, it came from both.”

The sessions generally lasted for about three hours.

Environmental health officer Pamela Spark told the court she had listened to 23 recordings of the couple having sex.

“There was an excessive screaming female voice. The noise was a clear breach of the abatement notice,” she said.

Magistrate Alan Griffins told Cartwright: "You have not shown respect for others."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

raging racooon bites of man's manhood


From the Daily Telegraph

A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

cake request for hitler, denied




From US Today
The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the nearby ShopRite, but also with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article about the cake.



Heath Campbell, who is 35, said in an interview Tuesday that people should look forward, not back, and accept change.

"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did," he said.


After ShopRite refused the request for the cake as inappropriate, the Campbells got a cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said.

About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, according to Heath Campbell.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name."

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived all his life in Hunterdon County, New Jersey, which is across the Delaware River from Easton.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

woman in water-drinking contest dies


From MSNBC.com

SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A woman who competed in a radio station’s contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner’s office said Saturday.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the “Hold Your Wee for a Wii” contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.

“She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad,” said Laura Rios, one of Strange’s co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento. “She was crying and that was the last that anyone had heard from her.”

Sunday, November 16, 2008

officer caught during sex sting


from WashingtonPost.com



A Secret Service sergeant was arrested early Saturday after he allegedly tried to solicit sex from a D.C. police officer working undercover as a prostitute, authorities said.

The sergeant, driving his Secret Service vehicle and in uniform, encountered the undercover officer about 12:50 a.m. near 11th and K streets NW, said Inspector Brian Bray, commander of the District's narcotics and special investigations division.

After bantering about prices and services, Bray said, the woman agreed to perform oral sex for $20 and told the sergeant to meet her around the corner. He was arrested there by D.C. police officers, Bray said.

The sergeant, whose name was withheld by police, was cited for soliciting a prostitute, which carries a maximum 180-day jail sentence, Bray said. He was released.

The Secret Service said the man will be placed on paid administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation and will also face an internal investigation.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

things that make you go hmmmm...


Chocolate Anus? Bisous have made a chocolate that looks very much like your butt. The site raves that the chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate anus heaven.

Reviews for the new sugar delectable include Thanks for the Incredible Silver Anus, it was a wedding gift and self-confessed anal-choco-holic, excellent fix! speedy delivery, supa service.

No word on the site of how much an ass would go for as the store is closed till later on this month. Office closed due to gas fumes I suppose?

Monday, February 25, 2008

racist cartoon in globe..





a pal sent me this today on facebook. it seems like this cartoon was published in the globe a couple weeks back. if you would like to make a comment about this racist drawing you can make your voice heard here. this guy has already sent in a letter.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008